He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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