I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
her vagine was all disorganized.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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