Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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