This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
