windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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