No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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