He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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