There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I touched a dick in church today
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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