Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
