I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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