3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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