Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
