nut hugger
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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