why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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