Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We have started to decorate penises.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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