I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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