Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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