why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
