I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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