Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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