I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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