That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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