I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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