Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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