He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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