I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
did you just send me my own nude
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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