Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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