How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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