He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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