All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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