ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
