So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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