Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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