You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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