Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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