i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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