David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
