Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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