too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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