I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
oh god was she eating orange peels again
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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