"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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