its not stalking. its research.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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