Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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