i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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