that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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