white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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