BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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