sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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