We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we have officially lost it.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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