Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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