remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We have so much sex to catch up on
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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