make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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