Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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