i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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