is this the sara with the beer cane?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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