He is such a slut. More and more my type.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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