Dude my mom stole all your condoms
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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