Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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