Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You did what with his pubic hair?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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