Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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